Angry Sitting Duck

He's not your bath toy. Don't even think about it. Meet the Angry Sitting Duck — bright yellow, beak set in a permanent scowl, side-eyeing everything within a 10-foot radius with the energy of someone who has been squeezed one too many times and is done being cute about it.

Smooth, glossy, and radiating pure rubber duck rage at 4.5 inches tall, this little guy sits on your shelf like a warning. He's decorative. He's furious. He's both at the same time.

• Dimensions: 4.5"H x 3"W x 4"D
• Handcrafted with premium materials
• Yellow exterior, dark interior
• Perfect for bathroom shelves, desks, or gifting to anyone who's been pushed past their limit

Part of the Angry Animals collection — not a toy. A statement. 🦆