Angry Turtle

He has a shell to retreat into and he still chose violence. Meet the Angry Turtle — arms crossed, jaw set, absolutely refusing to have a good day. He's been around for millions of years and he is tired. Tired of you. Tired of everything. And he's not going anywhere.

At 5 inches tall and a wide 4.5 inches across, this guy takes up space with the confidence of someone who has literally outlived the dinosaurs and still has complaints.

• Dimensions: 5"H x 4.5"W x 4.5"D
• Handcrafted with premium materials
• Ancient energy, fresh attitude
• Perfect for desks, shelves, or anyone who moves slow but holds grudges fast

Part of the Angry Animals collection — slow to forgive, never to forget. 🐢