A Touch Of "SON" Shine
Angry Cow
$17
$19
He's fluffy. He's horned. He has been chewing on this grudge for three weeks and he is not letting it go. Meet the Angry Cow — shaggy brown coat, white horns pointed forward, arms crossed with the energy of a highland beast who has officially had enough of the pasture and everyone in it.
Stocky, sturdy, and radiating pure bovine fury at 5 inches tall, this guy brings farm-fresh attitude to any desk or shelf he claims as his territory. No moo. Just menace.
- Dimensions: 5"H x 4"W x 3.5"D
- Handcrafted with premium materials
- Fluffy coat, sharp horns, zero chill
- Perfect for farm lovers, highland cow fans, or anyone who's been pushed to their limit
Part of the Angry Animals collection — the grass is NOT greener and he wants everyone to know it. 🐄
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