Angry Dachshund

Long body. Short patience. The Angry Dachshund has entered the room and he is already over it. That side-eye? Intentional. That expression? Permanent. He didn't come here to make friends — he came here to sit on your shelf and silently judge your life choices.

At a long and lean 7 inches deep and 6.5 inches tall, this little hot dog has big dog energy and absolutely zero interest in your excuses.

• Dimensions: 6.5"H x 5.5"W x 7"D
• Handcrafted with premium materials
• Maximum side-eye, minimum effort
• Perfect for dachshund lovers, dog people, and anyone who communicates primarily through glares

Part of the Angry Animals collection — short legs, long memory. 🐶