Angry Gecko

He didn't ask to be here. He didn't ask for any of this. And yet — here he is, staring you down with the energy of someone who just got their parking spot stolen. Meet the Angry Gecko, the wide-bodied, low-to-the-ground, zero-patience figurine that's ready to ruin someone's day just by existing.

At 4.5 inches tall and a wide 5 inches across, he takes up space and he owns it. No apologies. No explanations. Just vibes — bad ones.

• Dimensions: 4.5"H x 5"W x 3.5"D
• Handcrafted with premium materials
• Wide stance, maximum attitude
• Perfect for desks, shelves, or anyone who relates a little too hard

Collect the whole crew — because one angry animal is never enough. 🦎