Angry Rhino

One horn. Zero patience. Infinite attitude. Meet the Angry Rhino — dark grey, thick-skinned, and sitting with the energy of someone who has been provoked for the last time and is done pretending otherwise. That horn isn't decorative. It's a warning.

Solid and stocky at 4.5 inches tall, this guy plants himself on your shelf and dares anyone to say something. Nobody does. Nobody should.

• Dimensions: 4.5"H x 4"W x 3"D
• Handcrafted with premium materials
• Thick skin, sharp horn, shorter fuse
• Perfect for anyone who's been pushed too far and is done being diplomatic about it

Part of the Angry Animals collection — charging was always the plan. 🦏