Angry Alligator

He's low. He's wide. He's watching. The Angry Alligator lurks at the edge of your shelf like he's been waiting for the right moment — and that moment is now. Claws gripping the surface, teeth on full display, eyes locked onto whoever made the mistake of walking by.

At just 2 inches tall but a menacing 7 inches deep, this guy doesn't need height to be intimidating. He's built for ambush. He's built for patience. He's built for holding a grudge at ground level.

• Dimensions: 2"H x 5"W x 7"D
• Handcrafted with premium materials
• Low profile, high threat level
• Perfect for shelf edges, desk corners, or anyone who prefers to strike silently

Part of the Angry Animals collection — he sees you. He's always seen you. 🐊